But at least she can still pimp Payson out inappropriately. Oh no! Poor Lauren! Apparently she suffered from intense sunburn/fake tanning in between scenes. THAT would be something I’d enjoy watching.įirst of all, I’m sure there is some underlying racist comment in there that I’m going to leave alone, but actually though, WTF are these slang terms and nicknames they keep throwing at us this season? Really? Is Baby G actually a term that anyone is familiar with? (Aside from those of us that owned one of those overly large plastic watches in 7th grade?)Īnd then there is the #JordanvsKaylie hashtag posted at the bottom of the screen… great idea, I’m sure this tantalizing hashtag sparked LOADS of conversation on Twitter.
But luckily Austin is totally over KP, and the only skirts he’s chasing are Kaylie’s… Which leads to wonder if the writers have EVER picked up a girl/guy in real life, or even talked to the opposite sex. I can see that the entire cast has fully committed to this brand new nickname of KP… which is pretty equivalent to just saying Kelly – doesn’t really shorten that burden at all, but we can pretend enemies make nicknames for each other. I also think Lauren’s hair is against regulation… plus, when you were waking up to a bullhorn at 4 AM when did you have time to curl it? Was this back when she was your boyfriend? That’s a weird relationship. “During the year we’d email and make each other playlists”…. Which brings me back to who is fact-checking at this network? It’s like how I feel about Secret Life since I too went to high school, and their version couldn’t be further from reality. I now see where my ex-gymnast friend is coming from when she said it’s so stupid and unrealistic that she can’t watch this show because it couldn’t be further from plausible. (but I guess more so than other shows, it’s difficult to pass off a pregnancy as an actress just getting sort of fat when she’s supposed to be wearing a leotard)īack to episode continuity – are Payson and Lauren NOT friends? It’s so hard to keep up with this drama. This look like hair-horns.Īnd so weird, I’m still confused where Emily Kmetko is. Okay, so when I googled Kelly Parker buns – THIS little gem from last season came up … and sadly the current buns are a better alternative. You sweat a gross amount and woke up with pit stains, that’s what you did. And then no, Peyson you did not fall in love in that tent. You might as well have used something equally as offensive like “let him in your secret garden” or something. “You did the deed?” “No, I fell in love.” Did. Side note, I couldn’t want to be anywhere LESS than at a silent retreat where I sleep in dirt huts. For the record, she just needed him to to lift her up not that acro vault routine she performed. That run, jump flip thing she did to get into the “silent people retreat” was beyond unnecessary. Clearly ABC Family has also given up on this show. OMG Peyson is that your pit stain? I am so grossed out and disturbed about the fact that they used that shot of her when they could have so easily re-shot that. Oh but then there is that moment where Kaylie gives Austin a page from her journal in a frame. Just saying even though they have great bodies – still just no. There’s nothing LESS manly than a guy telling me about his floor routine.
No one gets that ugly in three days just cause they found out about an illness they have lived with their whole lives. Not only is “glam time” over for Lauren – but apparently they just threw a bucket of acid on her face. Wait, are they trying to cover up his tattoo and did THAT bad of a job? Or is his tattoo that bad and faded? Either way, not okay. YESSSS DJ Tanner is back! How I’ve missed you and your obsession with Jesus.Īustin’s fake tan – sick. She actually said “Do you know what kind of self-loathing these adults must feel who are in these shows?” I couldn’t agree more – see Adults In These Shows. Tonight I have a guest who is watching Make it or Break it with me tonight. Also, this psycho side of her where she sets off fire alarms and stares creepily at people is so weird. Are they screeches or does she have thoughts? I don’t know. I can’t hear what she is saying because her voice is so high that I literally can’t understand the words coming out of her mouth. Little miss sunshine is the most irritating human being on television right now. Do I get to choose the pattern? Colors? Length? Oh is THAT what they give you to wear at hospitals? Hospital-issued kimonos. Not to be really rude and critical of people but I have a hard time watching scenes with Jordan in them because her sideburns are SO distracting.
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